New Career Choice?

“My vibrator just died at the most ill timed moment imaginable. I think you are perhaps the only person in my life who a) would not be freaked out by this text and b) truly feel for how much that really sucks. Sigh.”

The above is a text message I got from a friend of mine last week. Last week I also had a bunch of other people message/call/email me on the topic of sex. While I get fielded this questions fairly regularly (I do suppose I know a fair bit), last week was just a higher frequency than normal.

The conversations ranged from practical concerns such as advice about certain performances and their safety (or their enhancements), to more cerebral questions such as ideal partners, and the link between good dance-partner to good sex-partner, or how some people get mistaken for being a top/dominant in the bedroom, just because they take on leadership roles (people make that mistake about me fairly often, without knowing about my masochism). Other topics included how to talk about sex with their partners, how to understand and accept one’s fetishes (as well as figure them out), to just say “I really love sex. I just wanted to say that. I just wanted to talk to someone about it. Thanks for listening” ..and so on.

Don’t get me wrong. I love discussing both sex-and sensuality. I’m a lover, after all. I do try to understand and research as much as I can, so that I can give people the best information possible. So it’s not that I mind people coming to me (I enjoy most conversations), I just felt bad that they always said that they have no one else to discuss this with. That no one else would actually listen, comfortably, and if not commiserate, at least not judge.

Not for the first time in my life, I’m wondering if I should pursue a career in sex therapy. I know, years of work, but that doesn’t bother me, psych fascinates me, and I was going to major in it in college, but my mother said she wouldn’t give me a penny for it. Regardless, I don’t think I’d be too shabby at it.

Well, if NGO’s don’t work out…

Two by Two by Two

This Jezebel article on where should jails house a transsexual prisoner is a short, but interesting read. It just makes our society and our institutions of control a wee bit more complicated. I wonder if they will make ‘A’ get surgery? She says she needs a ‘period of time’ as a woman in order to decide whether or not to go through with the surgery, fair enough, it’s a big decision…but what is a period of time? I doubt the jail will ever force her into the surgery, but it must be hard having to house her seperately.

Does NHS cover those types of surgeries even?

Although the reason A is in jail is really messed up, considering the surgery. Yes, woman-on-woman rape does occur. I wonder what her therapist is saying.

Hymens and Semen

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction.

Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable.

Main causes of hymen tore or break:

• Strenuous exercise (Gymnastics, sports, martial art, horse riding, etc)
• Premarital Sex
• Childhood accident (Hard object)
• Wearing a tampon for the first time

Made in Japan.
Expire: 2 years.

How to use:

• Open the package and rub on the artificial hymen, then carefully put into the vagina. If vaginal is dry, dip the artificial hymen to water and then put it into the vagina as quickly as you can.
• Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
• Finally, cleans the vulva after having sexual intercourse.

The best thing is that it’s cheaper the more you buy. So if you need to slut it up with…people who actually want their girl to bleed and look in pain the first time they have sex (because of some tissue flap, not for BDSM reasons)..then you might as well buy in bulk!

Qty	Pricing (for each)
1	USD 14.90
2	USD 13.90
3	USD 12.90

I wonder if virginity becomes a precious commodity in this recession. I mean, it would make sense that’s it’s ever more precious considering how sex-saturated (although sexually neurotic and unfulfilled) we are.

Speaking of sex. Semen has mind-control properties. You should read the full article, but I’ll post some enticing snippets.

“The more a woman has sex with her partner, the more committed she becomes, and the less attracted she is to other men — at least in the short-term. I blogged about this study several weeks ago”

“I describe a fascinating study at SUNY Albany that found that, yes, women who are regularly exposed to their partner’s semen are less depressed than women who use condoms most of the time. Hormones and proteins are absorbed through the vagina, enter the bloodstream, and possibly breach the blood-brain barrier.”

Everyone Hop On The Bailout Train!

Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

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But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in the statement. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”

Supplements; Not All May Be Bought in Wegmans

So some people have RealDolls. Honestly, I’m not disgusted nor do I really care. I mean, it’s people’s private business. Enough people with RealDolls actually are contributing members of society. I think that’s my only worry. People becoming reclusive, violent or psychotic. If they’re not turning into either of those three, I say, enjoy yourself with your very expensive silicone.They’re pretty lifelike. If I was a guy, I would totally want to bang one. No gag reflex? Lemme at it! I’m sure the sex is great. If you like motionless doll sex, that is. But hey, who am I to judge what one wants either in a companion or in the bedroom? Personally, what I prefer in the bedroom cannot be performed by a doll.

RealDolls don’t freak me out nearly as much as Reborns do.

Perhaps this says more about me than them. I seem to be more accepting of sex dolls rather than baby dolls. Both pretend that they as real thing (and for RealDolls, even better than the real thing)…but there is something perverse about the fake baby thing.

I get it. Not everyone is like me. A lot of women seem to reeeaalllly want kids and birth and all of that. Some people just always had good conversations with their ovaries. They were always on the same wavelength. My uterus just looks up at me and shrugs every month. It doesn’t feel empty. It’s not that I don’t understand the urge of wanting to have kids. I’m totally going to adopt as many as I can handle! I’d prefer to leave my vagina out of that whole process as much as possible.Unless this lady is teaching classes on how to have orgasms during childbirth. My god, Hollywood would be totally different..

Maybe I should get a tattoo? “Only for recreational purposes.”  Avoid any confusion. Any partners can sign on the dotted line? I will let you use your imagination of what type of ink they will use. Alright, it’s been a very cold and lonely Winter Break.

Back to the fake babies. I understand how the woman says that kids are actually expensive. Or how other mothers said it’s nice to hold the baby, the baby that will forever be a baby, after their kids are off going to have families on their own. To me it still seems psychologically harmful. It’s a hobby that’s taking the person away from other, perhaps more fulfilling pursuits. Babies are a funny thing. I remember watching one of those day-time shows..

The thing about babies is that while they are still young they can offer you unconditional love. You, mom, are their entire world. You are food and warmth. They totally dig you. You are so needed. You hold this little life in your hands and you have so much power, and it loves and loves you. It won’t betray you like others. It can’t lie to you. Babies are pretty great. But then they grow up. They begin to have interests. They begin to disagree. They become independent from you, the mother. You are no longer their entire world. The dolls bring people back to this level of power and unconditional love. I feel bad for people psychologically.

Yes, I think the fake babies are more mentally unhealthy than sex dolls are.

You know who will love you unconditionally no matter who or what you are and isn’t that expensive…a pet.

It even saves a life.