Supplements; Not All May Be Bought in Wegmans

So some people have RealDolls. Honestly, I’m not disgusted nor do I really care. I mean, it’s people’s private business. Enough people with RealDolls actually are contributing members of society. I think that’s my only worry. People becoming reclusive, violent or psychotic. If they’re not turning into either of those three, I say, enjoy yourself with your very expensive silicone.They’re pretty lifelike. If I was a guy, I would totally want to bang one. No gag reflex? Lemme at it! I’m sure the sex is great. If you like motionless doll sex, that is. But hey, who am I to judge what one wants either in a companion or in the bedroom? Personally, what I prefer in the bedroom cannot be performed by a doll.

RealDolls don’t freak me out nearly as much as Reborns do.

Perhaps this says more about me than them. I seem to be more accepting of sex dolls rather than baby dolls. Both pretend that they as real thing (and for RealDolls, even better than the real thing)…but there is something perverse about the fake baby thing.

I get it. Not everyone is like me. A lot of women seem to reeeaalllly want kids and birth and all of that. Some people just always had good conversations with their ovaries. They were always on the same wavelength. My uterus just looks up at me and shrugs every month. It doesn’t feel empty. It’s not that I don’t understand the urge of wanting to have kids. I’m totally going to adopt as many as I can handle! I’d prefer to leave my vagina out of that whole process as much as possible.Unless this lady is teaching classes on how to have orgasms during childbirth. My god, Hollywood would be totally different..

Maybe I should get a tattoo? “Only for recreational purposes.”  Avoid any confusion. Any partners can sign on the dotted line? I will let you use your imagination of what type of ink they will use. Alright, it’s been a very cold and lonely Winter Break.

Back to the fake babies. I understand how the woman says that kids are actually expensive. Or how other mothers said it’s nice to hold the baby, the baby that will forever be a baby, after their kids are off going to have families on their own. To me it still seems psychologically harmful. It’s a hobby that’s taking the person away from other, perhaps more fulfilling pursuits. Babies are a funny thing. I remember watching one of those day-time shows..

The thing about babies is that while they are still young they can offer you unconditional love. You, mom, are their entire world. You are food and warmth. They totally dig you. You are so needed. You hold this little life in your hands and you have so much power, and it loves and loves you. It won’t betray you like others. It can’t lie to you. Babies are pretty great. But then they grow up. They begin to have interests. They begin to disagree. They become independent from you, the mother. You are no longer their entire world. The dolls bring people back to this level of power and unconditional love. I feel bad for people psychologically.

Yes, I think the fake babies are more mentally unhealthy than sex dolls are.

You know who will love you unconditionally no matter who or what you are and isn’t that expensive…a pet.

It even saves a life.

Blogging for Babes

Pretending to be an Influential Blogger to Pick Up Girls

Is a short comedic article about some guy that pretends to be a Gawker blogger in order to pick up women in a bar. Too bad it doesn’t really work because most women have no clue what the blog is.